is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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