is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
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i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
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Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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