You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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