I must be too annoying 4 u.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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