Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
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Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
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Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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