did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Randomize
