Can Purell be used as lube?
do herpes really smell.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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