Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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