But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
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He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
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Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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