Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
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sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
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What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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