i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
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i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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