Plan B is the new Plan A
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize