I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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