You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
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On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
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You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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