Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
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i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
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We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz