dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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