Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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