How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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