Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
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Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
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Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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