shes about as inviting as chlamydia
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
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youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
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Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
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