I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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