i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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