we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
only if we run a train.
done.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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