You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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