I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Randomize
