i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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