Sry I called you an 8
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
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my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
This is my gift to your gina
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Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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