everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Randomize