Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
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You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
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How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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