I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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