This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
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Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
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This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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