Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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