1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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