The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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