i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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