Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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