how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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