I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
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I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
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Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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