i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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