So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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