and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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