it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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