doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
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I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
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BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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