I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Randomize