But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
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I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
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If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
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