Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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