Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
it's not cheating when I paid for it
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Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
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You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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