Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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