I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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