I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
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Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
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It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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