I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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