But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
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