Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
third nipple confirmed
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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