I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
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Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
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AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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