how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
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apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
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A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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